Draco gripped tightly to Harry’s arm, eyes wide with fright. “This is horrible, how are they ever going to escape?”
"Draco, you do know that ‘Love Actually’ is supposed to be a romantic comedy, right?"
Draco shifts nervously in the chair under the gaze of the older gays. “At least they’re not like my godfather,” he tries to cheer himself up under his breath.
Sirius’ eyes light up for the first time since Harry told him who his boyfriend was and he begins with a simple question: “Exactly how many embarrassing things can you tell us about Severus Snape?”
(AU? This is canon. So canon. :D Also Sneep Snop is Draco’s godfather idk it works)
It was a struggle to keep his pale eyes open, Harry could tell from the shaking. “It’s okay,” he whispered and squeezed his hand—okay to stop fighting, okay to let go.
"Harry," Draco ‘tsk’ed, "I wouldn’t miss this view for the world."
(UM WHAT THHE FUCK WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. also I really had to fight the urge to have Draco be like “see you in hell for more blowjobs” because I’m allergic to angst and deflect with humor)
Remus’ head has been in his lap for approximately ten years trying to hide the red of embarrassment on his face and it still hasn’t left him.
"It’s okay," Sirius teases, rubbing his back up and down, "I’ll just grow out my beard if that’s what you’re really into."
"Nargles," Luna concludes about what creature has gotten them into this predicament.
Ginny hides the broken lever behind her back as she inches closer and closer to Luna. “Yeah, those crazy Nargles.”
Remus spins the chocolate whisk through his latest creamy batch and up into the air, holding it to Sirius’ lips so he can have a taste.
"Delicious," he declares.
"Delicious," Remus agrees before kissing him
"This one, too," Ciel decides about the figurine and throws it over his shoulder.
"Mmbfbt," Sebastian replies, arms so full of merch that it’s spilling over into his mouth. He has to use his foot to get the money to pay the vendor.
"Come on up, test your strength, first swing is free!" called the man in his silly red uniform to the shorter of the two. "Want to give it a try, little guy?"
Eren laughed and pointed out the stuffed tiger he wanted before Levi even had the mallet in his hand.
"Remus," Sirius whined from the back of his pony as he was so like to do. "How much farther?"
"We haven’t even left the Shire, Sirius."